文字处理 | office快递 | 公文课堂 | 名篇佳作 | 商务英语 | 英语欣赏 | 法律法规 | 法律文书 | 商务礼仪 | 职场礼仪 | 人在职场 | 时尚生活 | 办公软件 | ||
综合应用 | 工作手记 | 实用范例 | 写作知识 | 商务写作 | 休闲英语 | 地方法规 | 法律知识 | 外事礼仪 | 各国礼仪 | 饮食男女 | 休闲驿站 | 工具软件 |
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔)a butcher shop
and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, “if a dog
running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to
demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”
“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.
Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the
lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.