The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that　they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President　decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a　forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they　burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the　rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a　badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay!I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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